SecretBurgers
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There is nothing that I like better after a night of Scales and Tails than a SecretBurger to top off the experience. (I call it my Surf and Turf Pleebland Getaway, LOL.) The red sauce is the best. I hear it’s based on a sauce called sriracha that was popular when my parents were my age, but really SecretBurger isn’t about artisanal and organic stuff like we get in the compounds. It’s just MEAT. Occasional gang scuffles really add ambiance and give great Monday morning water cooler stories. Not to be missed.
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….I hear that when meat scraps are running low…they use human meat. I’m sure it’s just a dirty rumor, the gang kids will say anything….but one time, I could have sworn one of my SecretSkin Jerkys looked like it had a small tattoo on it that said “MOM” ….. or “WOW” ….
…Still tasty though…
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After hitting the clubs and you’re starving this is the place to go. Sure, the meat is questionable, and the place is like the inside of a public restroom. But come 3am and your hungry, those secret burgers are amazing. Also it’s really cheap for the amount of food you get
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The meat here is sooo nasty. I don’t know how people come here to eat everyday not knowing what’s going to be in their burgers. We could all be committing cannibalism for all we know. The old lady that sat next to me found part of an eyeball in her burger from who knows what animal.
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