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I was kidnapped by a pack of greenie zealots and was prevented from using cosmetics, much less receiving proper maintenance treatments, for years. Because I was so misused, I was anxious about the deteriorated state of my appearance when I finally made my courageous escape. My hair was a wreck (both the crude haircut I had, and the overgrown body hair all over me), my clothes were musty indigo that stained my skin, and my cuticles hadn’t been trimmed in a fretfully long time. After gaining reentry to my rightful compound home, my first stop was AnooYoo. I had a full head to toe restoration, and now I shine like the lumiroses. I come back for monthly treatments to maintain my composure and elegance. Do try to homegrown organic delicacies–far superior to what you can grow yourself (trust me, I know, and you do not even want to hear about the dirt-covered food I endured for years, in the name of “God” and “green”). Beautiful plating is important for good nutrition, just like a beautiful, well-groomed, nice-smelling body important for happiness.
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I must say that I was deeply disappointed that AnooYoo hasn’t released an age reversal treatment…I mean, we are well into the 21st century and the best they can give me is some AnooYoo SolarNix and Total Immersion to prevent wrinkles from the sun? My husband is a top research analyst for Healthwyzer so the BEST treatments are not a problem for his wallet and I am a top customer so I’m sure there’s something they can do other than botox and lemon meringue facials!! The tex-mex manager keeps telling me that the spa will have something new soon for immortality, but I can tell she’s full of shit. Does it look like I have a couple years? Time is wasting and I’m not getting any younger!
Anyways, g2g. I have a Mo’Hair touchup appointment. A girl’s got to look her best!
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